You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
 You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
 You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
 You have ran into a tree/bush.
 You have been called a “blonde”
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
 You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
 You have accidentally caught something on fire
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
 You have caught yourself drooling.
 You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
 Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you
 You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
 You use your fingers to do simple math
 You have eaten a bug accidentally
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
 You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
 You break a lot of things.
 You tilt your head when you’re confused
 You have fallen out of your chair before
 When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (only during the day, at night it’s too dark)
 The word “um” is used frequently.
 You don’t know what “um” means
 You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
 You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: “I am –% Mentally ill.”