80% Drooling mental case

Published July 11, 2010 by ABadKitten

[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a “blonde”
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (only during the day, at night it’s too dark)
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means
[] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 20

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: “I am –% Mentally ill.”

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